lol
dont you judge me :---/
dont you judge me :---/

Ur money small like short bread my money long like baguette

who do ur bangs?

who do ur bangs?

The only shoe you’ll ever need?

The only shoe you’ll ever need?

Something no one tells you about weight loss is that once you lose the weight you still won’t be happy

Earring soda lightswitch

Earring soda lightswitch

hnifur:

i feel like people who drive scions exclusively listen to trap megamixes at 240p off youtube

ooohhhh! snatched!!!

random girl: are you trying to fuck my man
me: I'm a hoe. I'm tying to fuck everybody man

poopgirl4:

anyways iā€™m 50% sexy and 50% unique and thats all you need to know :)

yes! i need a pair of no-rise jeans

yes! i need a pair of no-rise jeans

please tell me you didn't steal those eggs
Anonymous

I steal a lot of eggs you’ll need to be more specific