funny movie plot idea dont steal please woman is hot like real hot usually sleeps with guys easily but decides she isnt gonna do that anymore when she meets nerdy but kind of attractive guy who really wants to have sex with her so guy has to win her over but they end up falling in love. pls dont steal please

watching this gang documentary and they said that if youre part of the gang its mandatory that you work out or else you get “dealt with”. seems like a good weight loss plan to join a gang then, no?

Snook in a nook :)

Snook in a nook :)

So they still haven’t found that missing airplane AND Tila tequila is pregnant. 2k14 is so mysterious. Do you think they’re related?

me in 50 years: you kno grandchild, i never went to tumbr prom. i was too scared to ask anyone and by the time i built up the courage, everyone had dates. thats the biggest regret of my life.

*stresses about who to go to tumblr prom with*

oooooomg honestly……. what did i do in my life to deserve such a shitty customer. this is the same lady that used the coupon code after she already talked me down to a lower price…. idk what to do

oooooomg honestly……. what did i do in my life to deserve such a shitty customer. this is the same lady that used the coupon code after she already talked me down to a lower price…. idk what to do

lildoodypile:

shut up chris